And now, without further ado:
Friday, August 08, 2008
Six turtle doves... framed.
And now, without further ado:
Friday, June 08, 2007
A Dilemma of Interstellar Proportions
There are many things one may find as shocking in one's life but this has to be one of the most impressive:
Someone out there, to be left unnamed at this time, prefers Kathryn Janeway to Jean-Luc Picard and Benjamin Sisko.
I'll let the shock sink in.
Need more time?
Alright, hopefully now you're ready to heed my request.
The source of this outrageous comment lies not in maliciousness but in a lack of understanding. Said individual has not had the pleasure of a full immersion in the universes of Star Trek The Next Generation or Deep Space Nine. As such, I'm putting a call out to my trusty and nerdy readership to submit to me, via comments, the top ten greatest episodes so that I may begin the process of ideological reassignment. If you're familiar with only one series please do a top 10 for that one alone, if you're doubly-skilled try both but keep them separated by series.
I'll then put together a 10 hour marathon of TNG (and DS9 for a later date).
Double-episodes count as 2 episodes unless they cannot be separated (i.e. the first and last episodes of a series such as Encounter at Farpoint and All Good Things...). If you select a double-episode your list gets shorter (a top 9 for instance...).
So please help me out to correct his horrific blunder before it does real harm!
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Guide to Your Epic Music Experience (feat. Neon Bible)
Without desiring to fall into the trappings of the music snob, I am nevertheless endeavouring to take the time to press upon my noble readers the importance of setting for truly 'experiencing' music!
As a young socially inept person, where computers stood as status symbols among friends, modifications made the difference between hot or not. Imagine it as a low-cash and low self-esteem version of Pimp My Ride.
Now, whereas some competed in terms of harddrive capacity or video graphics, my niche - so to speak - was sound. Despite the warnings that SoundBlaster 16 (and equivalents) had cornered the market on what was worth hearing, I was the first on the block to have a SoundBlaster Live! and 4.1 surround system. My favourite memory of this awe-inspiring setup came when, on a dark night in the high-school years, I was seated beside a friend when the silence between us was split asunder by the loud whip-like crack of thunder, followed by an epic roll of rumbling aftershocks that coursed through the room and just as forcibly across the skin and hair on the back of our necks. My poor and somewhat dimwitted friend was completely startled and turned immediately to the window in expectation of a forthcoming flash of lightning to complete the storm that he thought had suddenly besieged our house.
Needless to say, its obvious that there was no such storm, but the point remains, this was a perfect auditory simulation (for a not-as-intense extension of this, pay particular attention to Song 6 during your Arcade Fire session described below).
And now, my guide for recreating this holiest of holy events with the best of whats-you-got and the Arcade Fire's Neon Bible.
Jason's 5 Step Method
The perfect musical experience is like a bath. The heat must be hot but not too hot and, equally important, the heat must be evenly distributed all around the body.
| Step #1 | Arrange speakers optimally - which is pointed toward a centered subject. Ensure a subwoofer enters the picture for those important vibrational tones that engage with the body. |
| Step #2 | Find an appropriate temperature. The volume shouldn't hurt your ears but bathe you in enough sound to successfully immerse the body. |
| Step #3 | Find a central place to relax. Comfy chair, extended couch, bed, etc. By minimizing other senses one can heighten their attunement to the sound alone. |
| Step #4 | Allow music to course through and around you. Only good, nay great, music can do this and such music cannot be decided upon in terms of lyrics, vocals or instruments alone. It is what it is. Allow yourself a long and luxurious immersion. One album usually runs 40 minutes to 60 minutes, which is perfect. |
| Step #5 | Mimesis: Extend into the depth of the music, listen for the particular, follow non-dominant melodies. Dive into it as it dives into you. |
Why Neon Bible?
Cause I did it and it works. My first exposure to Neon Bible was, unfortunately, not in an optimal environment. I listened to the first single, "Black Mirror" on CBC Radio 3 while doing other work. Volume, distractions and sound quality all played a role in preventing a true appreciation (This is also a plug for CD quality sound and the experience that comes with listening to the whole album versus singles).
Upon following my 5 step method I had a different perspective.
Neon Bible comes across like a combination of early Springsteen and U2's Joshua Tree, evoking with run-through-the-streets style anthems that seem to soar, as if composed of some joyous sound molecules that are given to fly once released from their compact digital form. Fine examples include "Keep the Car Running", "The Well and the Lighthouse", "(Antichrist Television Blues)" and "No Cars Go".
The heavy use of a full-scale church organ throughout the album, but most notably in "Intervention" and "My Body is a Cage" provides a purely electrifying sensation - about the closet one can come to bathing with the electric blow dryer! If you want to know what it'd feel like to feel the full force of that shock without waiting patiently for the last track on the disc, tune in to about 2:10 on "My Body is a Cage"!
The entire album is a stand-out track that deserves to be experienced in a single sitting as immersion. Give 'er a try!
PS. While you're listening to the album and all, check out this recent CBC New piece on how our nervous system functions through sound energy! CBC News
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Nietzsche Family Circus
Friend and fellow Smartist Shayne Robinson (check out his print-worthy travel blog www.shayneandjo.com) has pointed me to this lovely site that pairs random Family Circus cartoons with random quotes by everybody's favourite philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche.

to prepare the ground for the future task
of the philosopher, which is to solve the problem
of value, to determine the true hierarchy of values.

If you gaze long into an abyss,
the abyss will gaze back into you.
Check it out for a laugh:
http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
Friday, January 12, 2007
Miscellaneous Top Lists of 2006
Otherwise, enjoy!
Top Concerts:
Immaculate Machine (Railway Club, Vancouver)
- Les Breastfeeders (Lamplighter, Vancouver)
- Cuff The Duke (The Red Room, Vancouver)
- Neko Case (The Centre, Vancouver)
- Sasquatch (The Gorge, Washington State)
Top Movies:
Casino Royale- The Departed
- Blood Diamond
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
- Nacho Libre
Top Cities Visited:
Prague, Czech Repubic- Paris, France
- Florence, Italy
- Munich, Germany
- Bruges, Belgium
Top Songs*:
No Heat (Cuff the Duke)- Devil's Paintbrush Road (The Wailin' Jennys)
- Gold Lion (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)
- Losin' You (Amy Millan)
- You Know I Love You Baby (Melissa McClelland)
- Mini Jupe et Watusi (The Breastfeeders)
- Thin Blue Flame (Josh Ritter)
- The Bleeding Heart Show (The New Pornographers)
- Ibi Dreams of Pavement (Broken Social Scene)
- When The Angel's Make Contact (Matt Mays)
*Some songs on 2005 albums but did not *debut* separately or were not *discovered* by me until 2006.
Top Meals:
Poutine (Brados, Vancouver)- Wine, Bread, Cheese & Salad (Paris, France)
- Deep-Fried Spicy Tofu (Kwong Chow, Vancouver)
- Spatzle (Bavaria, Germany)
- Ass-Cheap Pizza (Fresh Slice, Vancouver)
Top Events:
Accepted to York University's Graduate Program- Touring Europe
- Quitting Access Justice
- Road Trip to the Okanagan with Soon-Tae, Kimbap & Soju (complete with Shayne's Going-Away Party at the Well)
- Phantom of the Opera (Queen Elizabeth II Theatre, Vancouver)
Sleeman's Honey Brown- Okanagan Spring's Pale Ale
- Guinness' Guinness
- Rickard's Red
- Augustiner's (stein-sized) Brau
Top Books Read***:
The Brothers Karamazov (Dostoevsky)- Technics & Time (Steigler)
- Cinema Vol 1 & 2 (Deleuze)
- Negative Dialectics (Adorno)
- Crime and Punishment (Dostoevsky)
Top TV Shows Watched****:
The Wire- Battlestar Galactica
- Deadwood
- Dead Like Me
- DaVinci City Hall
- Star Trek: Deep Space 9
- The Simpsons
- American Comedy Hour (The Daily Show & The Colbert Report)
- Arrested Development
- South Park
Top Philosophies Pondered:
Adorno's Negativity- Deleuze's Affirmation
- Hegel's Dialectics
- Heidegger's Romanticism
- Kant's Enlightening
Digital SLR Camera (Canon Rebel XT)- Satellite Radio (Sirius)
- Analogue Watch with Alarm (St. Moritz)
- James Bond Ultimate Edition (Sets 1-4)
- Microwave & Kettle (A single man cannot eat without them!)
Stay tuned for a top 5 (or 10) list of Best Photos Taken of 2006 (likely a "clip-show" of the best photos posted on my travel blog)!
Let me know what you think of the lists!

